THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD CALL THE POLICE! We were just about to go to bed when the woman said the light was on in the garage. I look out and see four big gypsy guys busily carrying my stuff out, then loading it onto a truck parked on the street.
I get the phone, I call the police, but a guy says they don’t have any free cars at the moment, but don’t worry, they’ll come as soon as they can, and he already did.
Adrenaline rushed into my head right away, so I called the department again. I tell him I called them earlier to come, but they don’t need to hurry.
Because I took my rifle and shot all four of them, and they really will have time to investigate the scene later. Well, I didn’t even hang up, four police cars were already there in front of our house, plus the ambulance.
They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen who was willing to talk to me commented: «It’s like he said he shot all four of them.» To which I replied: «You guys said something about not being able to send anyone.»
